Things she wish you knew

Theres this list on Men's Health Magazine, top 50. You know, stuff we should know. Ill run through it quickly, most things we know but its too much of a hassle, Ill list the important ones and those that we might be wiling to pursue...maybe.

1. Saying "I love you" immediately before, during, or following sex doesn't count. - shit
2. Real men drive stick shift. - well you cant drive one, so i better get an automatic if your gonna use my car anyway.
8. Most of the time when I fantasize, it's about you.- really? no...really?...
16. You did something bad. I seem cool with it. I'm not. - this one is really tricky. more hints next time please. overreacting is key!
17. If I'm not having sex with you, I'm... a.) ...having a fat day. b.) ...not feeling "connected" to you. c.) ...blackmailing you to get something I want. - women and their leverage.
18. Shoes determine whether you're fashionable or not. - now i see.
26. If you ask me out directly, I will say yes. - i find this not always the case.
44. I like porn. - now this we can work on.
46. Even nice girls like hushed dirty talk in public. - definitely one to work on.
50. You should know all this and more without my telling you. - definitely the kicker.

http://www.menshealth.com/cda/article.do?site=MensHealth&channel=sex.relationships&category=better.sex&conitem=65d999edbbbd201099edbbbd2010cfe793cd____&page=3