Short story challenge

So here's a thought, lets flex our creative minds a tad. So we often complain we dont have time to do things, have no inspiration, we're tired, ....(insert list here).

So let me slap this metal gauntlet across your face twice for good measure. Lets see some of the best short stories you can come up with. Before we go, ugh, that sucks...aha, behold its not just any short story challenge, its one of the hardest and easiest at the same time. Contradictory? Maybe, oxymoron? Certainly.

Behold.....the less than 55 word short story challenge. Obviously you should pick a theme or 2 or three. Whatever u want. Ill give an example, (I read it and it was pretty bad, id give myself -2). Well 3 pts for me.

10 points -1st place
5 points - 2nd place
3 points for participating
1 point per comment (max 1 point for 1- comments)
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So we squared each other off.
We both knew it was dumb, but someone had react first, ...did it matter, really?
Predetermined, I would lunge forward, dodge left, fake right, and go with two quick lefts and land a hard one smack in the middle. Man, dont think, just kiss her.

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Kualiti, Mutu, Keunggulan

None of these apply to this post.

Me and Nanda went to Sono yesterday and had Japanese. The food was good (not the best), but the experience was good. Worth the money for a 2 hour trip to Japan.



Oh yeah, it was our 9 month anniversary. Eat that! our baby should be born right now. But Nanda says it will keep growing in her stomach. Hmmm....fishy....

Watching deathnote at the moment, up to about episode 10, gotta say, its awesome so far. Definitely worth it for anyone who sees themselves as the main character in their own storyline. Or in other words, a hate to lose egoist. Watch it. Its definitely not gay....so far.

What am I listening too now...some nice quotes from the UKtop40 i got.

" Well im sitting in the wet patch, in the middle of the bed, I feel pretty darn hard done by, i spent ages giving head..." -Its not okay, Lily Allen

" You dont need to be a high flyer....to catch your slut" - Did you see me coming, Pet Shop Boys.

"Six Eight triple 9 eight 2 1 2" Kiss me thru the phone - Soulja Boy

Cmon weekend, clocked 45 hours already this week. Im beat.

zomg, pewpew

You've just been pew pew pew pew'd and bang bang'ed. Eat that

Heard today.

"If you wait for everyone who runs, you wont get anywhere in the city" - anonymous bus driver to railbus attendant.

Not Megan Fox (but close)

and no the filename is not a hint.

worth 5 points