The list of what a guy should be (modified from a joke)

The joke is pretty much intact. Ill just tick the ones I think I am to see how far off from ideal I am.

TO MAKE A WOMEN HAPPY....A MAN ONLY NEEDS TO BE :
>
> 1. a friend (tick)
> 2. a companion (tick)
> 3. a lover (tick)
> 4. a brother (untick)
> 5. a father
> 6. a master (tick)
> 7. a chef (tick)
> 8. an electrician
> 9. a carpenter
> 10. a plumber
> 11. a mechanic
> 12. a decorator
> 13. a stylist
> 14. a sexologist
> 15. a gynecologist
> 16. a psychologist
> 17. a pest exterminator (tick)
> 18. a psychiatrist
> 19. a healer
> 20. a good listener (tick)
> 21. an organizer
> 22. a good father
> 23. very clean (very?) (tick)
> 24. sympathetic (tick)
> 25. athletic
> 26. warm (tick)
> 27. attentive (tick)
> 28. gallant (tick)
> 29. intelligent (tick)
> 30. funny (tick)
> 31. creative (tick)
> 32. tender
> 33. strong
> 34. understanding
> 35. tolerant (tick)
> 36. prudent
> 37. ambitious (tick)
> 38. capable
> 39. courageous
> 40. determined
> 41. true (tick)
> 42. dependable
> 43. passionate
>
> WITHOUT FORGETTING TO :
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> 44. give her compliments regularly
> 45. love shopping
> 46. be honest (tick)
> 47. be very rich
> 48. not stress her out
> 49. not look at other girls (untick)
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>
> AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO :
>
>
> 50. give her lots of attention, but expect little
> yourself
> 51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
> 52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where
> she goes
>
> IT IS VERY IMPORTANT :
>
> 53. Never to forget:
> * birthdays
> * anniversaries
> * arrangements she makes
>
>
>
>
> HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY :
>
> 1. Leave him alone

Guess Im pretty sub-par afterall.